sherlollymouse:

cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

"can you get syphilis from reading about history"

(Source: neilcicierega, via huntingtimeconsultingthings)

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

Something I find incredibly amusing.At the home improvement store of orange, on the registers, if you hit escape too many times, this message will pop up.To be fair, any form of escape at all with that place is pretty much not allowed at this point.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Something I find incredibly amusing.

At the home improvement store of orange, on the registers, if you hit escape too many times, this message will pop up.

To be fair, any form of escape at all with that place is pretty much not allowed at this point.

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lazlo15:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

i can show you the world

(Source: 1los, via castiowl)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

I NUZZLE YOUR FACE NOW, SMALL BUN FRIEND

(Source: faunasworld-moved, via hidden-horcrux)

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Anonymous asked: "I just bought this broom but I want to exchange it for this hair dryer. They cost the same so we can just switch it." have you seriously never heard of keeping track of inventory (that example was a bit out there but you get the point. even if it's a hair dryer and hair dryer, they're still different brands or a different type and therefore a different product, so we can't "just switch it")


Answer:

justcashierthings:

sure ma’am, we can switch it. Here use this broom to brush your hair JUST like a hairdryer. go on. thanks 

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dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

(via justcashierthings)

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questbedhead:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

Horses and cats get along really well actually! Cats in barns scare away all the rats and mice that frighten the horses. SO it’s less like the horse accepting it into the ‘herd’ as the horse saying ‘thank you, brave warrior, for protecting me from the scary chitter beasts.’ 

(Source: lolgifs.net, via kissyourdemonsaway)

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wingedcorgi:

Bucky getting excited about technology (and pissing off the Starks) 1943-2014.

(via i-should-change-my-url)

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Anonymous asked: "You look bored, I'll give you something to do."


Answer:

justcashierthings:

"like what, strangling you?"

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